if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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