I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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