To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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