Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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