im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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