She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
My bed smells like the plague
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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