So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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