when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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