but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Randomize
