her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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