There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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