plz talk dirty to me
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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