ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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