He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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