So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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