New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
