Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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