At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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