i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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