come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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