I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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