...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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