is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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