Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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