there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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