paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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