all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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