What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the condom got lost in my hair
you traded sex for a burrito?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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