quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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