Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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