can we get nightvision for the apartment?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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