FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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