I hate your face
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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