He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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