Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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