she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
we should paint friendship bongs
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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