Where is the hickey?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
