I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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