Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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