I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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