Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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