Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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