maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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