im about as happy as oj after his trial
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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