New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
vagina is talking i cant
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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