can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm determined to sit on that face.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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