i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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