Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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