Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
