awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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