dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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