Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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