Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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