YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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