new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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